January 5, 2010
Close your eyes and think of the most Yuletidey, appropriately Christmasy ornament you can imagine. Now open your eyes and see a bee wearing SCUBA gear.
(Why is this in Target’s “Sentimental Memories Collection?” If you possess childhood nostalgia for that time you went deep-sea diving with insects, please comment below and/or immediately ask someone to drive you to the nearest rehab clinic.)
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January 4, 2010
As predicted in the movie 2010: The Year We Make Stupid Eyewear.
Special bonus: glasses shaped like champagne flutes or cartoon eyelids or droopy breasts or something.
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December 27, 2009
- And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
- And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority.
Pretty close.
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