A Marcel Duchamp Christmas

January 5, 2010

Close your eyes and think of the most Yuletidey, appropriately Christmasy ornament you can imagine. Now open your eyes and see a bee wearing SCUBA gear.

(Why is this in Target’s “Sentimental Memories Collection?” If you possess childhood nostalgia for that time you went deep-sea diving with insects, please comment below and/or immediately ask someone to drive you to the nearest rehab clinic.)


Spotted in the Wild: New Year’s Glasses

January 4, 2010

As predicted in the movie 2010: The Year We Make Stupid Eyewear.

Special bonus: glasses shaped like champagne flutes or cartoon eyelids or droopy breasts or something.


HAPPY NEW YAWN

January 1, 2010

Other hats include HAPPY CURE FOR CANCER, HAPPY FUNERAL, and HAPPY OCCURRENCE OF EVENT.


2010 New Year’s Glasses Roundup

December 31, 2009

Sorry. It’s over. Try again next millennium.


Wallpaper Wednesday

December 30, 2009

Via. This is like the worst Abbot & Costello routine ever.


Decidedly not jolly

December 29, 2009

Considering this half-assed attempt is about the least jolly thing I’ve ever seen, the only unironic explanation is that it must be specifically personalized for someone named “Jolly.” Actually, since the shape resembles no human foot, it must be specifically personalized for some sort of dolphin or possibly narwhal named “Jolly.”


The Perfect Gift!

December 28, 2009

Caught your 12-year-old son watching the finale of Project Runway? Give him this gift card for Christmas and it’ll masculine him up real quick.