January 5, 2010
Close your eyes and think of the most Yuletidey, appropriately Christmasy ornament you can imagine. Now open your eyes and see a bee wearing SCUBA gear.
(Why is this in Target’s “Sentimental Memories Collection?” If you possess childhood nostalgia for that time you went deep-sea diving with insects, please comment below and/or immediately ask someone to drive you to the nearest rehab clinic.)
January 4, 2010
As predicted in the movie 2010: The Year We Make Stupid Eyewear.
Special bonus: glasses shaped like champagne flutes or cartoon eyelids or droopy breasts or something.
January 1, 2010
Other hats include HAPPY CURE FOR CANCER, HAPPY FUNERAL, and HAPPY OCCURRENCE OF EVENT.
December 31, 2009
Sorry. It’s over. Try again next millennium.
December 30, 2009
Via. This is like the worst Abbot & Costello routine ever.
December 29, 2009
Considering this half-assed attempt is about the least jolly thing I’ve ever seen, the only unironic explanation is that it must be specifically personalized for someone named “Jolly.” Actually, since the shape resembles no human foot, it must be specifically personalized for some sort of dolphin or possibly narwhal named “Jolly.”
December 28, 2009
Caught your 12-year-old son watching the finale of Project Runway? Give him this gift card for Christmas and it’ll masculine him up real quick.